Obsessed Teen 'Zine

Waves
nauesious plaids
not the simple cute ones
the gaudy ass
make no sense plaids
that hurt someones eyes
melt their mind
and tear their souls
but what do I know about fashion
I am not Joan Rivers
or maybe I should be
lips all crazy
barely holding in those teeth
waiting to gallop away
with her daughter's teeth as well
back to the horses' that bred them
that is a horse back mission
that I would love to take

I may not know alot about fashion
but I know more about comedy than
Joan knows of style,
House that is,

Cindy Crawford in the House